dear greenhorns goat spit summertime throwdown attendees,
We’ve decided to simplify your eating and enjoying experiences at tomorrow’s event… and so, we now proudly present a newer, hipper, simpler (and just as affordable) pricing structure for tomorrow’s event! Also, we picked some organic strawberries for you:
Here’s how it works:
$5 = cool bean
Entry + one “Bean”. What’s a “Bean”? It’s two things: 1) It’s a dry heirloom bean. 2) It’s an alternative currency redeemable for one beer or soda.
$20 = cool bean + food stamp
Entry + the “Full Menu”: one Bean + one brown paper ticket
What’s a brown paper ticket? It’s like a lunch ticket from elementary school, but cooler. When you hand it in, we’ll tear it in half and give you a sandwich/salad/pickle plate (your choice, goat or cheese). You keep the remaining half of the ticket to redeem for ice cream from Adirondack Creamery!
$50 = cool bean + food stamp + upstairs + utilibling + membership + stickers
the “Throwdown All-In”. You get a Greenhorns ‘Supporter’ Membership, dongle & eartag bling, stickers, kisses & our undying gratitude, plus one Bean and one brown paper ticket. Essentially, you get it all.
Extra Beverages + Desserts
Want more? We’re happy to oblige:
Adirondack Creamery Ice cream – $5
Ronnybrook Chocolate milk – $4
Fentiman’s and GuS Sodas – $3
Organic Strawberry Smoothies – $4